In the front yard of a funeral home
carefully, we’ll wait.”
*
On an electrician’s truck, “Let us remove your
shorts.”
*
Outside a radiator repair shop, “Best place in town to take a
leak.”
*
In a nonsmoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action.”
*
On a maternity room
*
On a front door, “Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except
the dog.”
*
At an optometrist’s
for, you’ve come to the right place.”
*
On a taxidermist’s window, “We really know our
stuff.”
*
On a butcher’s window, “Let me meat your needs.”
*
On a fence, “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is
expensive.”
*
At a car dealership, “The best way to get back on your feet — miss
a car payment.”
*
Outside a muffler shop, “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you
coming.”
*
In a dry cleaner’s emporium, “Drop your pants
here.”
*
On a desk in a reception room, “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and
the 2nd one just left.”
*
In a veterinarian’s waiting room, “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!”
*
At the electric company, “We would be delighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
*
In a Beauty Shop, “Dye now!”
*
On the side of a garbage truck, “We’ve got what it takes to take
what you’ve got.” (Burglars please copy.)
*
In a restaurant window, “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in
and get fed up.”
*
Inside a bowling alley, “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin
drop.”
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,
please check his website: http://www.journeysthrulife.com.
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Each generation from the beginning of our country has contributed to what our country has become. By the same token, no one is perfect. Consequently, each generation has done and will continue to perform acts that it would have been better if some other course of action was taken.
The baby boomers have contributed much and have been blamed for the decline of America. What is the true story?
Thinking Between the Lines 