Senior Citizen Birth

It was hailed as a medical breakthrough in fertility treatments when a 72-year-old woman was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, a crowd of neighbors and relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” one asked.

“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.”

Thirty minutes had passed, and another visitor asked, “May we see the new baby now?”

“No, not yet,” said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?”

“No, not yet,” replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”

“When he cries!” she told them.

“When he cries?” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until he cries?”

“Because,” she said. “I forgot where I put him, OK?!”

The author has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

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The baby boomers and their impact on modern life

Each https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/529019generation from the beginning of our country has contributed to what our country has become. By the same token, no one is perfect. Consequently, each generation has done and will continue to perform acts that it would have been better if some other course of action was taken.
The baby boomers have contributed much and have been blamed for the decline of America. What is the true story?

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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel;

           I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys.  They were not in my pockets. 

A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. 

             Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen.  As I burst through the door,
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right.  The parking lot was empty.

            I immediately called the police.  I gave them my location, 

confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered;

            > I always call her “honey” in times like these. <
“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

 

There was a period of silence.

  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.
                        “Idiot”, she barked, “I dropped you off!” 
Now it was my time to be silent.

 Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”   

She retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
                                                stolen your car.”

 

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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Pirate's Misfortunes

 A pirate was talking to a “land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg,a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape.He asked the pirate, “How did you lose your leg?”

The pirate responded, “I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica !” His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, “What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?”

“No,” answered the pirate. “I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys .” Finally, the land-lubber asked, “I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?”

The pirate answered, “I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye.” The land-lubber asked: “How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?”

The pirate snapped, “It was the day after I got me hook!”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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A 90 Year Old Man

A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench sobbing. A young man asked him what was wrong.
“I’m in love with a 20 year old girl,”wailed the old man. “She ‘s gorgeous,looking,kind, considerate, and she’s a great cook, and we have the most fantastic sex three times a day, every day..”
“So why are you crying?”
“I’ve forgotten where we live.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The Absentminded Professor

An absent-minded professor was moving to a new house further down the block from where he was living. His wife knew that he  was prone to forgetting things so she wrote down the address of the new house on a piece of paper before he went off to college. She handed him the paper and the keys to the new house and reminded him not to go back to the old house.
That morning one of his students asked him a complex question and the professor wrote the answer down on the back of the slip of paper. The student asked him whether he could keep the paper. Forgetting what was on the other side of the note, the professor responded,”Certainly.”
In the evening he returned out of habit to the old house,tried the key and couldn’t get in. Realizing his mistake he searched in his pocket for the slip of paper with the new address, but of course, it wasn’t there. So he wandered along the street and stopped the first personable looking lad whom he saw.
“Excuse me, I’m professor Galbreath. You wouldn’t happen to know where I live, do you?”
“Sure,dad.” said the boy.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

 

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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My Grandfather

My Grandfather was a little forgetful and was always giving me advice. One day he took me aside, and left me there.

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The Marriage Proposal

An elderly widow and widower had been dating for several years. He finally asked her to marry him and she immediately said “yes”. But  the next morning he couldn’t remember what her answer had been. In desperation, he decided to call her.

“This is really  embarrassing ,”he began,”but when I asked you to marry me yesterday,,well,this morning, I just couldn’t remember what you answer was.”

“I’m so glad you called,” she replied,”I remember someone asking me to marry them, but I forgot who it was.”
 

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The wisdom of our ancestors

3 Pair of Glasses

A young girl was puzzled why the aging college professor needed three pair of glasses.
He explained, “I need one pair for distance, one pair to read, and one pair to find the other two pair.”

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A Woman named Rose

A couple had become forgetful in their old age and sought  a remedy by attending a special memory class where they were taught to remember things by word association. The husband was telling his neighbor how helpful the classes had been.

“Who was the instructor?” asked the neighbor.
“Oh,um,what was that name now?” said the husband. “What’s that flower that smells nice and has thorns?”
“A Rose?”
“That’s it,” said the husband triumphantly. He turned towards the house and called,”Hey Rose, what’s the name of the guy in charge of the memory class?”

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Growing Old

Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old. One said”Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can’t remember if I am putting it away or making myself a sandwich.”
Another said,” And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down.”
“Oh, well, I don’;t have  those sort of problems , touch wood, said the third. tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding,”That must be the door , I’ll get it.“

Gary is a travel writer and photographer living in Sarasota Florida.