This is good…really good…The best!
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door,
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered;
“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”
“Idiot”, she barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was my time to be silent.
stolen your car.”
Yep, it’s the golden years
The Mother Tongue and How it got That Way
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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