On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With
Sun Shield in Place”
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On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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On a package of Fisherman’s Friend(R) throat lozenges: Not meant as
a substitute for human companionship.
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On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
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On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
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On a cup of McDonald’s coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening.
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On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
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On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
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On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
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On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.
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On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling
charge, for a total of $4.97.
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On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
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On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
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On a calendar: Use of term “Sunday” for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
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On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
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On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
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On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only.
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On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
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On children’s alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.
Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.
Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.
Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.
What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.
Michigan, the Wolverine State
To contact Gary:
Thinking Between the Lines 